ivod

The backwards version of the acronym for Greatest Person of All Time, usually used to mean the Worst Person of All time

Ew this ivod is gross

Ben

One of those people who’s just easy to blame for stuff. Always a good punchline for jokes, and never takes it personally which makes it even better.

“Wow, this is really boring. I blame Ben.”

patriot archery

The thing dances are a celebration of.

“The old me would have been excited, but the new me knows that dances are just a celebration of patriot archery.”

International When Pigs Fly Day

The first Wednesday of October, farmers around the world climb to the tops of their barns, strap wings on a pig, and throw it down onto a mattress.

Howdy, y’all! Get your porkers ready, because it’s International When Pigs Fly Day!