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When you grate your dick cheese on to the back of your partner which then leads to you pulling out some fancy cutlery and proceeding to eat it
Last night i pulled off âthe oâ not so grateâ⦠Lets Just say im single now
Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.
That legend Joe did the slippery shrek the other day and apparently he wants to try it with friends
Where a man or woman proceeds to eat out multiple dicks and or vaginas. Once tasted them all, they decide whos got the best taste. They then proceed to get everyone in a line and make the winner cum once for each contestant that participated. After this they get a corn on the cob and proceed to ram the winner until shitting themselves. Everyone then respond by enjoying a mars bar party
Gary was the decider of last nights Chefs Choice. Tonight will be Racheals due to her having the worst tasting dick (its 2022).
Where a man spunks on their sexual partner, they then proceed to smear said spunk all over the recievers face until they feel the reciever looks gorgeous. Once complete, he licks their face clean and enjoys every drop of his hasbeen kids
Sarah- "Josh gave me The Perfectionist and im a changed woman"
Jane- "ohh. You so lucky, mike wont even touch me, anymore".
when you wake up in the morning and get a feel for a fart. You then look over at your spouse and grin a little (before the mayhem commences). You then proceed to fart in the blanket and then entrap them in flatulance. Thus concluding the Nazi Wake-and-Bake.
Karl: âi gave molly the nazi wake-and-bake the other day. She hasnt woken up since ð¤â
Matt: âThats crazzzy, Wendy wont even let me do that to herâ
Instead of masturbating like a normal person. This person is obsessed with fucking KFC Chicken. Just the smell of chicken makes them go crazy. Even the thought of colonel Sanders makes them think of nutting into some gooey KFC gravy.
James is known as the kentucky fried chicken fucker because he likes KFC a little more than most
One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.
Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.
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