S.C.H.O.O.L

Six Cruel Hours of Our Life.

Mom: Hey jimmy its time for school :).
Jimmy: huh?... wait did you just say S.C.H.O.O.L?
Mom: uhhh yeah?
Jimmy: You mean SIX CRUEL HOURS OF OUR LIVES?!
Mom: ....
Jimmy: OH AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON MATH THAT'S JUST STRAIGHT PLAIN MENTAL ABUSE TO HUMANS!
wakes up
Mom: boy get yo ass up and get ready fo school
Dequan: ok ok dang
Mom: BOI WHO YOU TALKING TO

hairline

A part of your body that determines whether you get fucked in life or not.

Jordan: Yo bro you seen my clean ass hairline
Alex: sheesh you gonna get fucked today
Jordan: pause

Number 3

OK people so you guys are getting this number mixed up. its number 1= Urinate | number 2= shit| and the famous number 3 = Piss, Shit, Repeat

Rick: ayo dude imma go to the bathroom
Ashton: HEY HEY HEY what numba u doin?
Gustav: YEAH WHAT HE SAID
Rick: ok ok guys chill out im taking a number 3
Ashton: ah. the good ol' number 3. there are extra some extra toilet paper rolls in the closet.
Rick: Ight thanks

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