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I'm Batting 1,000

A Baseball term used for sex. This term means you've had anal sex with every partner you've ever been with.

"I've only had anal with one person." "Really? I've gotta say man, I'm batting 1,000."

by TheMythTheLegend September 28, 2012

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The Pole Vault

A sex term. When someone is on their knees giving you head, but doesn't want you to cum in their mouth or on their face. So instead you say that you'll finish yourself off onto their chest.

But instead of aiming directly at the chest, you aim your dick at a higher angle. When you cum, some of it will travel at an arc that will allow it to gently vault from your pole and upon their face. After the first initial 'burst', you aim directly at their chest so most of your cum lands there.

As most of it hit the target they thought it would hit, you can plead compete innocence and say it was an accidental occurrence.

Dude, last night I fully whipped out The Pole Vault on this chick!

by TheMythTheLegend September 28, 2012

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leeland caruana

A sexy person who can please any girl he finds attached to,leeland Caruana is also a person who has a massive 9-10 inch penis

How is your penis big must be a leeland Caruana

by TheMythTheLegend March 25, 2021