Jesus Virus

A virus you can get from a porn site. Because Jesus does not want you looking at porn.

13 year old kid: Man, I got a jesus Virus the other day.
Other person: Did your parents find out?
13 yr old kid: Nah I have a porn eraser.

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Porn Eraser

A free download that erases all traces of porn sites.

Man: The porn eraser got rid of my recent history!
Mans mom: I knew you were looking at porn, i never would have guessed it was that god damn porn eraser!

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