MA

A guy who’s favourite animal is raccoons. MA thinks he’s a demon however he unfortunately finds out he isn’t worth shit.

MA: I’m a psyco not a demon!
Nick: *Runs him over with Ford F-150*

JD

Known as the biggest failure to the architectural structure of human society.

Also identifies as “John DaLigma”, “JuicyFrmDaNrth(Richmond Hill)”

JD: YEOOO FAM WHERES THE LOUD FAM!
Random shordie: Your a weirdo… get away from me…

Pedram

A Middle-Eastern man who looks like a pigeon. Also identifies as “Pedro” or “Pedro5”.

Mike: You wanna go hang out with Pedram?
Shaun: Na that pigeon is gonna eat my bread.

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Wahlie

The Dawg.
The Demon.
The Warrior.

The Wahlie is the one and only God of all Gods and keeps it’s people in a good state of mind.

Maz: Are you okay... you don’t seem to well.
Meh: I wanna fucking kill myself.
Maz: Don’t worry... let’s go to the Wahlie Temple

ElaborateGrub6

The world most infamous NBA 2k player. Infamously known for being shit!

ElaborateGrub6 has a history with video games unlike no other. Legend says his raging scream can wake up an entire neighborhood.

Random Player 1: Wow this guy ElaborateGrub6 is so shit
Random Player 2: He always plays like that he's an idiot