nignoggee

A nice substitute for 'nigger', but obscure enough so the niggers don't know what you are saying.

Dennis: Hey, look at that ugly nignoggee!
Jamal: What, dawg?

25👍 2👎

Ass Microwave

When you slip your freezing cold hands between your ass cheeks and pants, creating a nice, warm feeling known as the 'Ass Microwave'.

Chester: Hey Mark, its 20 degrees right now, do you have some money so I can get some gloves?
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.

Detroit Doobie

To roll a joint with toilet paper.

The practice came around because people in Detroit were too poor to use actual, proper rolls.

Tyshaun: Yo, Jamal, lemme roll us a Detroit Doobie, ma nigga.

Jamal: Nigga, that shit wack.

14👍 1👎