Dick

A special key used for opening a cunt

I have a big dick.

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Tearjerker

When you cry while masturbating.

That drama was a real tearjerker; I couldn't stop myself from crying into my balls.

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Cunt

The smelliest hole in the world where all males like to go.

Edgy girl: Mah Cunt's so smelly
Edgy Boy: want me to clean it?

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Love

A blind man's excuse for choosing an ugly woman.

Blind Man: Love is blind.
Me: Exactly!

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Urban Dicktionary

What Urban Dictionary has become now.

Edgy teen: omegawd! i dont know deez word lemme look it up on Urban Dicktionary.
Edgy lexicographer: *puts troll face as you insult english words with stupid definitions*

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SacredTears

A Communist agent who hides himself as an average Chinese immigrant in the US. Known for poisoning the forums of ROBLOX and Twitter.

SacredTears: I know 67 languages cause Im a Communist Spy. LOLLOLOLOL!