Sheep

the bewollen satan spawn that goes from a clever little cutie with a tiny 'baa' sound, but then when puberty hits they sound like an 50+ year old guy who has been smoking for 70+ years and is really angry for unknown reasons. Do not trust these creatures or turn your back on them. They can and they will betray you and run into your unprotected legs.

person: oh, look at that sheep!
sheep: *stares into your soul*
person: ehm...

*person turns around and turns back*
person: where did it go?
strange sound: BAAAAA!
person: oh my god! what the hell are you?!

person: STAY AWAY FROM ME! OH GOD! NO! PLEASE GOD NO!
*loud scream fills the air, followed by silence*
sheep: baa