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When a person wakes up in the morning, feels well rested, yet goes back to sleep anyways because sleeping is amazing.
- Hey where's Sara? Isn't she meeting us for breakfast?
- No, she's a total sleep glutton, she won't be up for hours.
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The result of a man ejaculating into a womanâs vagina when sheâs on her period and has a yeast infection.
- Hey, since I just raw dogged you on your period, does that mean we made a strawberry milkshake?
- Close! Itâs strawberry yogurt cause I got a yeast infection too.
- Thatâs nasty
The act of unknowingly walking behind someone who is cropdusting such nasty fumes that your eyes begin to water.
- Were you crying?
- Naw, I was just walking the trail of tears behind Big Joey.
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Plural noun:
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session
2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody
3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos
4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. We need to pull over, Carol - Iâm getting the poop sweats and itâs not gonna be pretty
2. I just had Taco Bell so Iâm puttin my poop sweats on now
3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash
4. Dad said heâs so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
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A person who frequently dreams about having sex with people.
- Damn, I slept with Matt and Jason in my dream last night!
- You are such a dream slut.
The excess abdominal fat stored by a person whose financial and transportation situation induces them to subsist primarily off of convenience store snacks.
Nick acquired a 7-Eleven Gut after a semester of living next to a convenience store and working minimum wage.
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