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Sleep glutton

When a person wakes up in the morning, feels well rested, yet goes back to sleep anyways because sleeping is amazing.

- Hey where's Sara? Isn't she meeting us for breakfast?
- No, she's a total sleep glutton, she won't be up for hours.

by TheOxfordComma September 1, 2012

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Strawberry yogurt

The result of a man ejaculating into a woman’s vagina when she’s on her period and has a yeast infection.

- Hey, since I just raw dogged you on your period, does that mean we made a strawberry milkshake?
- Close! It’s strawberry yogurt cause I got a yeast infection too.
- That’s nasty

by TheOxfordComma October 10, 2018


Trail of Tears

The act of unknowingly walking behind someone who is cropdusting such nasty fumes that your eyes begin to water.

- Were you crying?
- Naw, I was just walking the trail of tears behind Big Joey.

by TheOxfordComma July 29, 2013

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Poop sweats

Plural noun:
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session

2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody

3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos

4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure

1. We need to pull over, Carol - I’m getting the poop sweats and it’s not gonna be pretty

2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now

3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash

4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats

by TheOxfordComma October 15, 2018

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Dream slut

A person who frequently dreams about having sex with people.

- Damn, I slept with Matt and Jason in my dream last night!
- You are such a dream slut.

by TheOxfordComma August 6, 2013


7-Eleven Gut

The excess abdominal fat stored by a person whose financial and transportation situation induces them to subsist primarily off of convenience store snacks.

Nick acquired a 7-Eleven Gut after a semester of living next to a convenience store and working minimum wage.

by TheOxfordComma November 25, 2013

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