Shark in a Washing Machine

A bad kisser of note.

Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?

Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.

Whoreray

Like hooray but used only when referring to hooking up. Can be used excitedly or sarcasticly

Eg 1: "I'm definitely getting some action tonight - Whoreray!"

Eg 2: "So you cheated on me with 3 other girls? Well whoreray for you."