kharrazi

A man who gets maaaaaddddd bitches. Hoes for days. He cannot be tied down to just one woman or his pure animal sex drive will go crazy. Never in his life has he been rejected nor has he ever been with a girl for more than one night. Legend has it that any child conceived from the testicles of this flaming ball of testosterone is born with a full beard. However the truth behind his adultery lies in his sexuality. Always into a practicing muslim family, a Kharrazi will never admit his deep romantic and sexual attraction to men, but it lays within him growing ever stronger.

Whitney: Damn did u hear about Kharrazi and Allie? He's going after freshmen now!

Chloe: OMG I know! Its not fair, I want him to be all mine.

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Laser Music

Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).

A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.

Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"