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Timofei is jealous of Kimberly's 7 cocks that grow continuously. He wishes he got bitches but can't because Kimberly steals them all. He also AGGRESSIVELY flirts with men but cant get in their pants :. Hes also supper funny and kind with a big heart (contiDICKtory to his penis). His favorite song is "Good Lookin' " by Dixon Dallas (play it full volume in public) and he has witow tiwny itty bitty witow baby boy dipples. Hes also 6'2 and growing which is very unfair. When you see him, ask him for a pun (you will regret this decision)! He is a twink
Person 1: wow Timofei is tall!!
Person 2: the fog is coming, run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run. run.
A polar bear escaping a circular in closure with blocks of ice, in summer.
Person 1 "I have a riddle for you. A polar bear is in a circular zoo enclosure he escaped in the middle of summer. How?"
person 2 " easy, pfhhh pfhh, thunk thunk thunk thunk, yipie!"
Person 1 " ... Why am I friends with you? "
Person 1: Whats with your shirt?
Person 2: My dipples are verrrrry hard