Robyn

A girl that demands to know what’s going on in the background when you’re talking with her on the phone. Very confident and motherly. She has a spicy personality because her name is spelt with a ‘y’ instead of an ‘i’ and don’t you forget it!!

person 1: This guy from work asked me out.

Person 2: yeah, what’s his name?
Person 1: Robin.

Person 2: That’s a stupid name for a man, everyone knows ROBYN is a female name and is spelt with a ‘y’.

Person 1: I said no.

Greg

An unattractive man that should always wear his glasses who manages to get beautiful girls despite his looks. Usually short; always beady eyed.

Greg is someone who thinks wifi causes autism and who tells you the best time to nap.

Definitely into threesomes and converting people to his ways.

If you want unsolicited advice, talk to GREG.