kook

A learner/bad surfer who doesn't know what they're doing and ends up stuck in the whitewater getting in peoples way. Should be made to wear an 'L' plate.

'Get out of the way kook!'
'What the fuck is that kook doing on his knees'

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bic

The crappiest surfboard known to man (apart from NSP). Pop out boards. No proper shaping, so basically unturnable, primarily designed so they can be dragged down the beach on the floor. Virtually indestructible(unfortunately). Trademark of a kook.

1) 'AHHHHHHHHHHH BIC' (kerplunk)
2) 'What the hell! Get out of my way! Bang splash ow.'

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