Junior B

The junior B grade is more than just a grading system in hurling and peil in Ireland, it's a way of life for many.

Often played with the bare minimum of talented players. The majority dying from the heavy session from the night before.

The age limit exceeds 50+.

In hurling it's not usual to come out with a broken leg as it's Junior B after.

Win or lose in Junior B it's mere tradition to Sup (have few pints) after every game.

It also not uncommon to have a half time fag whilst the selector would be questioning his decision to show up.

Winning county in junior B is a dream every man wishes to achieve in his such short playing career.

The pints had after will stay long in the memory of every junior B player

Philip: Hey man you around later?

Jimmy: Ya why?

Philip: We've junior b game later and well we've only 11 players. You tog out for us??

Jimmy: Ya course man! Anything for junior B! Few pints before it?

Philip: The team talk is being held at the pub so of course.

the ride on lawnmower

When girl bites and slits your dick when giving you head.. like the blades of a lawnmower.

Philip: Hey man how was last night? ;)

Geaney: Damn bro it was rough. Ita gave me the ride on lawnmower.

Philip: Tough dose bro.

Geaney: I know its hurts like fuuuuck!!