hey

A better and somewhat more attractive way of saying hi or hello.

(When texting or talking to the opposite gender)
hey= just friends
heyy= you're cute
heyyy= i have a crush on you
heyyyy= i love you
heyyyyy= i'm drunk

heyyy you😉

16👍 6👎

lit

too cool. awesome.

Dude that's lit af

5👍 8👎

bra

A thing all dad's are afraid of. It's purpose is to hold in the nunga-nunga's.

'Dad, i need to go to the shops to buy a bra' 'AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!'

ghost poo

a poo that leaves no evidence of it's existence. No wiping required.

I did a ghost poo and i didnt' even need to wipe

3👍 1👎

mocktail

a non-alcoholic beverage, like a cocktail without booze.

'She can't have a cocktail! Shes only 12!' 'It's ok, I'll just order her a mocktail.'

11👍 3👎

dylan

A butt hole from Ireland. Tries to jump from girl to girl but does not succeed.

He likes her AGAIN?! What a Dylan.

5👍 8👎

idek

i dont even know

'Why?' 'idek'

20👍 4👎