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antimarital sex

Sex that happens between people that don't ever get married (to each other or otherwise).

Premarital sex is to sex that happens before marriage. Antimarital sex is to sex that happens in lieu of marriage.

Sex that is done by a person that never gets married.

*At Betsy's funeral*

Jim: Betsy should be in Hell because of all the premarital sex she had.

Dave: Betsy should be in Heaven because she only ever had antimarital sex. You see, she never did get married.

by TheRaddestFuckingDudeAlive March 15, 2023


detrimarital sex

Sex that happens to the detriment of a marriage. Detrimarital sex can be between the partners in a marriage and has a negative effect on said marriage. Detrimarital sex could be extramarital sex that has a negative effect on a marriage.

In court at a divorce trial:
Plaintiff: Your honor, my marriage has had a lot of challenges, but there has just been way too much detrimarital sex to keep up this charade.

Mary: Beth, why aren't you talking to your husband?
Beth: Since Aaron found out that he's into scat play we only ever have detrimarital sex :(

by TheRaddestFuckingDudeAlive March 15, 2023