Putin

A modern-day "Hitler"

Breaking News: Putin just nuked Ukraine

scam

this

yes, this is a scam

Pyramid

Big triangles that aliens built

That is a good pyramid

Baby

Smaller and annoying versions of adults

When will this baby stop crying!

Teenager

human being who is expected to act like an adult but treated like a child

I am a teenager and I don't like it

Fortnight

Easily mistaken for Fortnite

Jeff: When will you come back?
Joe: In a fortnight
Jeff: I think you a lost you mind! How can you come in a game. Idiot