Oklahoma tuxedo

A Oklahoma tuxedo is also known as bib overalls or bibbers. Most commonly round house brand striped overalls. But they can be just about any brand and any type of denim. Pairing this with a felt stetson or resistall hat makes for a casual but yet oddly formal outfit.

Bob: Hey Jimmy break out the Oklahoma tuxedos. Sally's getting married to Willy.

Jimmy: I'm on it. Do you want your black or tan hat.

Bob: Bring the black one. It's a 8x.

The Kentucky plug

When you stick a thumb into a bleeding orifice. Typically a hole in the neck.

Scott: I had to give myself the The Kentucky plug to save my life the other day.

The rest of the gun world: holy fuck thats bad ass.

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Slash N’ Dash

When someone breaks into your car using a demolition saw to take your radio.

Dave: Bro, I was eating at waffle house, and some gay-wad performed the good ol Slash N’ Dash on my truck.

Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.

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