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The act of hollowing out a jalapeño pepper and using it as a condom.
Optional: Recommended that the vagina be lubed up with chunky salsa and the man wear a sombrero and faint mustache to add to the Mexican authenticity.
"I couldn't tell if Juanito was enjoying our Chicago Spicer last night, his eyes were tearing up bad"
Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.
"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"
The act of shoving two (preferably large) penises in each nostril of a person, usually performed during a threesome.
Optional: The one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the anus during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. The one being fucked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.
"Remember that somebody out there prefers the Illinois Walrus Bang over the Illinois Backyard Roast"