Trap Gypsy

A Trap Gypsy is a white girl who wears lots of fancy clothes and jewelry. The Trap Gypsy is always sparkly, always layered, and always in style. Much like the snake ladies of the Carnival/Sideshow days, the Trap Gypsy can lure you in with her mysterious ways. Trap Gypsies are always beautiful and always manipulative. Instead of stealing your money they will make you give it to them. The most special thing about a Trap Gypsy is the word "Trap" in their title. They can hang with the toughest of thugs and run drug operations with no problem. They most likely have a fast car and you can see them speeding down the interstate bumping to trap music such as Kevin Gates, Migos, or even lil Wayne. Don't hand a Trap Gypsy the aux cord, your car will blow up. Trap Gypsies are a one of a kind. If you rub their butt you get 3 wishes but then they kill you.

"Dude you just spent 10K on that girl"
"DAWG I DID!!! I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE!!! SHE A TRAP GYPSY!!!"

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