Devils Triangle

Defense strategy in a judicial or quasi-judicial proceeding where the accused admits to some of the facts alleged against him (or her) but asserts they occurred in the context of a drinking game.

Senator: “As CEO for 42 years, were you aware of any of the 100+ research reports authored by the head of your R&D department on the subject of ‘spiking’.... artificially enhancing the addictive effects of nicotine?”
CEO: “Senator, let me take a step back…. this all started with a game of beer pong during a company retreat….”
TV Commentator: whispering "...he's using the Devils Triangle, as predicted…”

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Fat Man and Little Boy

A phrase sometimes used by one gay couple to describe another gay couple, where one of the two men given this moniker is tall and stout, while the other is short and thin. It is generally only uttered behind the couple’s back, but almost always with affection and not malice. The short thin man is actually “Fat Boy” (this is the twist).

As I explained to you last week, there will be four other couples staying at the beach house. You’ve met all of them except for Alan and Mark. They’re a fat man and little boy, both went to college, both are in their 40’s. What else do you want to know?

fauci

To correct another person’s hyperbole or misstatement of fact in a deferential but direct manner.

Dave: Hey man, congrats on the win last night. But listen, you know that guy Jim on your team? He’s telling people that he scored the winning goal. I know that shit’s not true because I was there and saw you score.

Mark: Thanks man. Yeah Jim is kind of becoming a self-aggrandizing dick these days. Even worse, the school newspaper has started parroting his nonsense instead of sending people to watch our games. I guess I’ll have to fauci him next week, if I hear him making stuff up. But I’m not gonna pick a fight. Life’s too short. Also, did you know that, like, half of that guy’s family died last year?

Dave: Shit, no... what happened?

Mark: Remember covid19? Well Jim’s parents thought the whole thing was a hoax. And they were not shy about making their views known either. They would make these videos where the whole family would go to a grocery store, a gas station, a mall, or whatever, and just start licking stuff. They posted the videos to youtube and built up this cult following. That just emboldened them to lick more stuff. It was nuts.

Dave: And then it’s covid19 that ends up killing them! That’s some ironic shit.

Mark: No, it was chemtrails that killed them.

Dave: Oh shit!!! Wait, what?

Mark: They didn’t realize that the feds decided to up the frequency and potency of the ‘trails last summer. The only protection from chemtrails is a N95 mask.

Dave: And Jim’s family were the only ones in town who never wore masks!

Mark: Truth.

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