eBay sniper

Annoying no-lifes who monitor eBay auctions all day before placing a bid at the very last second to prevent anyone else from getting the item, causing frustration and despair to failed bidders.

"YES, 5 seconds to go and that laptop is mine! All for £50!"
"What the shit? Bitch! Some bastard eBay sniper sniped me at the last second!"

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Directioner

Psychotic, demented bunch of girls, usually from the ages 12-16 who swear by One Direction. They are usually too untintelligent to realise how awful their music actually is.

"OMG OMG ZAYN JUST TWEETED THAT HES DOWN THE PUB DOWN THE ROAD, COME ON DIRECTIONERS, LET'S FOLLOW HIM!"

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selfie

A picture taken by someone, of themselves. Said picture is then typically uploaded to social networking sites, so their online "friends" can enjoy looking at their face.

The person in the selfie tends to pull a silly expression, such as a kissy face.

People who take selfies do so as they do not have any real world friends to do it for them.

"John deleted his Twitter account as all of his followers kept tweeting selfies of themselves, much to his annoyance."

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