Vegetarian

A heartless monster that causes the widespread suffering of countless fruits and vegetables. It is said that you can actually find vegetarian hideouts by the sound of plant screams. It is a widely known fact that vegetarians have tiny to no penis and are just compensating.

Note: Donald Trump is almost definately a vegetarian.

Person 1: "What is that heart wrenching sound?!"

Person 2: "It is the cries from the vegetarian carrot penis surgery. They attach carrots to their south poles because they don't have dicks."

Person 1: *faints*

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