golden tongue

The rank of tonguesmanship/tongueswomansip above the silver tongue. To obtain golden tongue status, one must be proficient not only in their use of words to meet the criteria of silver tongue, but also excell in oral sex.

"I'm planning on going down on my girl every day for the next week."
"Why?"
"I'm going for that golden tongue."

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newlywoke

Noun. Someone who just became 'woke' and won't shut up about it. A newcomer to progressive politics who uses their new worldview more to lecture others than to say or do anything meaningful.

"Christina just gave me a lecture on meat consumption and animal cruelty for the last hour even though she was wearing a leather jacket the other day."
"Yeah, she just watched a documentary the other day, she's a newlywoke."