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(n) When, before going out to the local gay club, a man rubs one out and lets a little bit of the ejaculate dry on an article of clothing. The smell is instantly noticed by the heightened senses of the patrons at the bar and he is now their prey.
Friend 1: "Dude, why am I so popular in here tonight?"
Friend 2: "It's because of the cum chum on your jeans!"
Friend 1: "That's all it takes? Guess I'll use some cum chum in the future!"
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When you are resting your balls in someone's mouth, backward, and you accidentally shart and a little bit of poo is left as a dot between the eyebrows.
"So, I was teabagging this bitch and accidentally farted. I gave that ho a dirty bindi!"
When a guy is screwing someone in the ass and right before he cums, rips out some of his partner's pubic hair, holds it up to his upper lip, and screams, "Huh-huh!" (in a French manner).
Before I ejactulate in my girlfriend's derriere, I'm going to commit a dirty pierre! Oui-oui!
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Breaking off a frozen ejaculate icicle (cumcicle), inserting it into a woman's vagina, and putting her under a tanning light to melt it thus reanimating the sperm.
During the week, I'm known as a mild-mannered accountant. On the weekends, I'm known as the reanimator.
"Honey, the cumcicle is ready. Call the reanimator!"
Having vomited into another person's anus then s/he farts to make it look like a boiling stew.
Damn, baby, that is one fine waldron's cauldron.
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