FMM

From Memory Masturbation - when instead of using actual porno, you have sexual memories so freaking amazing that you are able to successfully crank it to those memories.

I didn't feel like going incognito mode, so I just FMM'd to that day Christy rode me in the backseat of my truck in broad daylight and I blew all over her behind.

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FFGF

Future Fat Girl Face - where you can just tell when a girls face is eventually going to morph itself into the face of fatness.

It doesn't matter if she dumped you, she's got FFGF anyway bro.

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