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Thereâs no such thing as a no wiper because you have to wipe to know if itâs a no wiper.
Guy 1: Oh bro I just took a massive shit and it was a no wiper.
Guy 2: How do you know it was a no wiper?
Guy 1: I wiped and there was nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 2: so you wiped.
Guy 1: oh...true
Guy 2: exactly, no such thing as a no wiper.
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A temporary thing that eventually leads to pride, which sticks with you forever.
Player: I can't.
Coach: Pain is temporary, pride is permanent .
A term that is used as an excuse for when youâre caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.
Guy 1: Hey man weâre you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
Russian military special forces that give the U.S. Navy SEALS a run for their money. The Spetsnaz are the most badass badasses in the world. Their main strategic is to rush the enemy, going in all guns-a-blazing, and they're the team every Call of Duty player wants to be on.
Tactical Nuke is launched.
Navy SEALS: TACTICAL NUUUUUKE!!!!!!!!
Spetsnaz: (calmly), Enemy nuke incoming.... Yay
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Someone who knows that Pink Floyd put out more than just 3 albums.
Someone who knows that the song is called âAnother Brick in the Wall Part IIâ and not âWe donât need no educationâ. (Yes Iâve heard people call it).
Someone who doesnât think Another Brick in the Wall Part II is their best song.
Someone who can listen to all 23 and a half minutes of Echoes and not get bored.
Someone who can name all members of the band.
Guy: so you like Pink Floyd?
Guy 2: Yeah theyâre great! Iâm a huge Pink Floyd fan.
Guy: whatâs your favorite song?
Guy 2: We donât need no education!
Guy: thatâs not what itâs called...donât call yourself a fan.
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