S-BLOCK

S-BLOCK aka “Eshhh-Block”, is a gang in Israel known for running the streets of northern Jerusalem. Some things that they are known for is terminating the movement of the Arsi-shabob gangs, and striking fear into enemies eyes with their famous calls of “ARRR ARRR” and loud noises. Many know them for their extreme consumption of alcohol and other substances. A sign you’re in S-BLOCK territory is you’ll notice a significant amount of missing street signs and other major government owned property, another sign is a group of tough looking men all with buzz fade haircuts, if you see them make sure to be respectful. Some notable members include… leader- Chezzy P (who ran the biggest mafia operation in all of the Middle East for many years in the 2010s and 2020s), The accountant (who ran all behind the scenes and money activities), The bachelor (known for hiding behind a pink sheisty), The Donkey (for scaring the children), The Bar Kol (the originator of the famous “ARRR ARRR” call), many other members are still unknown but there are said to be over 100 high profile gang members. Legend has it that most of their activities are kept under the radar but there is a lot more to be said about them and most of it is not publicly known.

Alo Doron why are the street signs missing… oh no I think we are in S-BLOCK territories, RUN!!!!

Hey look those guys all have buzz cuts… oh no those guys all have buzz cuts…act casual, be calm.

Yo did you hear the news? Some drunk arsim tried to mess with drunk S-BLOCK members, Im told their bodies were found off the coast Somalia.