Bagophile

What you call someone when they like to fuck bagels, usually with cream cheese.

"I'm not gay and I don't like females. I want a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese bagel!"

"Dude, your not gay your a bagophile. Your obsessed with bagels."

quarter

A slang name for a queer, able to be said in public because no one will get it.

"Dude, this beach sucks. It's full of quarters."

WWJD

We Want Jelly Donuts!

"WWJD? What Would Jesus Do?"

"No! We Want Jelly Donuts!"