Jamo

A tiny sub-species of the human race who are small in size due to no fault of his/her own. Often found in and around caves within the Bingham area of Nottinghamshire. They are usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall and have shit curly hair. Often extravagant and sassy individuals. It is a common known fact that Jamo's are never seen without coats, backpacks and shoes even during activities such as sleeping and showering. Jamo's in the wild are attracted to Cherubs, a winged angelic being, with which sexual activities are often exchanged. Common hobbies and pastimes include dress up games, fashion and singing. Are known to be active members of the Bingham Barmy Army (BBA).

And, here, we can observe, the elusive Jamo, in his natural habitat, the shithole that is Bingham!

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