Pussy Nigga

A pussy nigga can really be anybody (not necessarily someone black). This type of person just looooooves to slurp up the pussy.

Man: Hey baby what's that over there?

Woman: What? I don't see anything.

Man: Nom Nom Nom I am slurping your pussy!

Woman: OHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! MMMMMM!

Man: Hehe I like your pussy because I'm a pussy nigga

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brazilian blackhole

When you hang out with Brazilians too much and get stuck being with them until they out party you and you end in the fetus position on their couch. That within itself is not a Brazilian blackhole, but the next day when it’s time to leave, you can’t cause they’ve trapped you in a never-ending bender. It is at this moment you have entered and been subsequently trapped in a Brazilian blackhole.

Jacob: Hey Victor, I think I’m going to go home now, but last night was crazy!

Victor: Sounds good, but let’s get some food first

*They go to get food*

Victor: Hey let’s check out the bar even though it’s Sunday and 2 pm

Jacob: You're trying to put me in a Brazilian blackhole now aren’t you?

Victor: No man, I wouldn’t do that to you. After all, I have shit to do and can’t party

*Shortly after, Jacob’s sobriety has been compromised and he has entered a Brazilian blackhole yet again*

I am Jacob and this is happening to me right now. Help.