Rex Appeal

What you have when you only talk about Clone Wars characters but somehow get laid

"how did that gamer with the neckbeard get laid before you"
"he's a star wars guy, he has Rex appeal"

Face Of A Noibat

A clean way to tell someone they look like a rapist

"Did you see Rex today"
"He shouldn't be down alleyways today"
"why"
"cause he's got a face of a Noibat today