slowsand

N. Its like quicksand but one will find themselves sinking at a much slower and more boring rate of speed.

"Aw sheet! We found ourselves in slowsand. Now we are going to die a rather slow death and lose our dignity at the same time"

skirt bandit

Adj. Someone whomst has more luck/skill at getting their hand up/in a womans skirt or dress.

"She ended up sleeping with ol billy last night! That skirt bandit!