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Perhaps the most famous Alaskan next to Sarah Palin. Lived on an isolated ranch in the Wrangell-St. Elias Nat'l Park (nicknamed "Hillbilly Heaven"), where he rose to fame through the widely publicized rape of his own daughters.
In addition, he is known to have been sexually involved with University of Alaska President Mark Hamilton and with his lesser-known protege and sidekick Papa Petersen of Wasilla, Alaska.
Papa Pilgrim died in prison in 2008 from complications due to syphilis and hepatitis C, likely contracted during his long-term sexual liaison with UA President Mark Hamilton.
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(a) Anal rape (either literal or figurative).
(b) A very bad situation (i.e. nothing is going as it should). See shitstorm.
(a): Did you hear about the new health care bill that President Obama just signed? America just got bung-fucked.
(b): After receiving classified orders from President Barack Obama to disarm and form a human shield as the new Iraq counter-insurgency's primary tactic, Senior Commander Gen. Odierno mutters "Who's in charge of this bung-fuck anyway?"
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American: "Barack Obama was just elected President, and the Democrats control both houses of Congress. I can smell a shitstorm coming."
Soldier: "Barack Obama is now CINC-WEST and I'm in Iraq. I can smell a shitstorm coming"
Democrat: "We just passed socialized health care despite near-unanimous opposition from the Republican Party and the American People. I can smell a shitstorm coming in November."
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Anyone who is unduly enamoured of the Twilight books/movies. Such individuals are typically characterized by their obsession with Edward Cullen, the main protaganist of the series, and lack any rationality or intelligence when it comes to the subject.
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Girl: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: *fap* *fap* *fap*
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Guy: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen: *fap* *fap* *fap*
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An acronym for Buttfucking Democrat.
Pretty Girl: So, did you hear the BFD's passed the health care bill?
Sexy Girl: What are BFD's?
Pretty Girl: Buttfucking Democrats.
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