no u

The ONLY known technique that is able to free you from the almost-inescapable insult, known as, "ur mom gay lol."

How to use this dreadful counter:

1. Bait your (already dead) opponent into using the one hit one kill insult, "ur mom gay lol."

2. Smile! You've already won. Use the "no u" comeback.

3. Watch your opponent die a horrible death. Don't let children watch, as the violence is too much for young minds.

Fortnite player: Hey uhh, wanna play some Fortnite bro?
You: Uhh, dude? Miss me with that gay shit.
Fortnite player: Hah! Ur mom gay lol!
*You smile cruelly, as it's just too easy.*
You: no u... lol
*NANI?!*
*Fortnite player dies an indescribably violent, bloody death.*

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Vsauce

Vsauce is one the original YouTubers, and the current representation of Science in the YouTube community.

Created by Michael Stevens, Vsauce's educational videos about physics and mathematics have reached view counts of up to 20,000,000+, and has a subscriber count of 13,000,000 as of early 2018.

Michael: Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. My tea, is pretty hot. But it's not the hottest thing in the universe...
Audience: I just learnt something new. Damn.

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Asian Jake Paul

An absolutely savage metaphorical name for YouTube star Brian Quang Le, a.k.a "Ricegum" created by iDubbbzTV.

It is, also, and undoubtedly, the name of one of the most savage diss tracks created by a YouTube personality (iDubbbzTV).

Asian Jake Paul - iDubbbzTV (feat. Boyinaband)

Talk like you eating some paste, ayy.
Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy.
Say to your audience face, ayy.
How Jacob Sartorius tastes.

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Ucker

An obscene word only to be used by Roadman Shaq, a.k.a "Big Shaq".

By definition, ucker is a synonym for prostitute.

Two plus two is four, minus one that's three quick maths.

Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees.

See your girl in the park, that girl is an uckers.

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