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Being weighed down by beloved pets in bed or on the couch, unable to get up because theyâre sleeping so peacefully you donât want to disturb them.
Alternately, feeling weighed down by a multitude of small, hard to define concerns.
I needed to get up for work but was fully gullivered by my dogs & cats.
Once trend, now status quo of spending more virtual time with our fellow human beings than actual face-time.
The act of living through social media, online games, email and text-messages rather than picking up the phone (as initially intended) to CALL another person or as a means to truly "stay in touch" via conversation or to facilitate actual get-togethers or live social events.
A reliance on having numerous online "followers" that staves off loneliness the way a picnic ora good, old-fashioned softball game with friends, acquaintances and family members once did.
Like telecommuTing, a form of attendance and human interaction we can manage from "virtually" anywhere, diminishing the need for proximity with family, friends and coworkers.
"Thanks to telecommuting and telecommuning I never need to leave the house!"
"Ashley is super popular. She telecommunes with her 19,000 closest friends all the time!"
1) A charming ditty by AMG that dispels any sort of lazy or unstructured attitude towards the expected frequency, volume and regularity of steady upward cash flow in a particular fringe profession.
2) A motivating mantra for those in the Accounts Receivable or Collections industry.
3) A phrase that may be used in lieu of more traditional punctuation to convey ultimate certainty that one will be receiving what feels they are due...or there will be consequences.
Sheeeeet. All I know is ma-fuggin' BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money). I ain't even tryin' to hang out by no damned water cooler. M-Kaaaaay?
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A cat who has garnered adequate notariety through social media, YouTube or television appearances. Examples of current Felibrities would be Grumpy Cat, L'il Bub, that cat that saved her little boy from a random dog attack and many others.
"If the Internet had been around 30 years ago Morris the Cat would've been an epic Felibrity!"
"Why are you waiting on your cat hand and foot?"
"Cuz ever since I posted that YouTube video of her sleeping in the bathroom sink she thinks she's a frickin' FELIBRITY!"
Connections made and strengthened purely by online contact, virtual communication and social media.
See "Telecommuning."
"Dude! I met this super cool guy on Twitter! We spent all night ebonding!"
"I haven't seen my cousin in Canada for a 'minute.' We need some serious ebonding time yogether!'
Someone who isn't really your friend but appears to be a friend in your online social networking. Typically someone you've never met, never will meet or have no intention of cultivating a friendship with outside of their appearance in your friends tally.
I never met Bratt Pidd, I just friended him to have him as a fauxmigo. That's not even really his page, dude.
That's when someone is so thick headed the only to get your point across is to symbolically embed it in a good old fashioned skin-on-skin pimp slapping (or literally write a note as in a post-it note or Sharpie marker across your greasy palm and deliver it like so). See also "BBHMM" (Bitch Bettah' Have ma' Mo-nay").
Don't worry Sylvester. Anjanette will be here with your money. I pimpslembedded the bottom line about daily production quotas on her this afternoon. No misunderstandings anymore, ever. She'll be here on the dot with your cheddar.
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