Kool-Aid Face

The appearance a person’s face takes on after “drinking the Kool-Aid” re: plastic surgery, fillers & upkeep, where they end up looking like the Kool-Aid man.

Apparently the Queen Of Pop has switched to Kool-Aid, based on her Kool-Aid face.

Anti-fauxcial

One who rejects or has no part in social networking of any kind. A person who denounces the culture of online virtual friend harvesting as a means to define their capacity to be social. A die hard anti social networker. Typically someone who has a significant number of quality friendships with actual people. May also avoid social networking because of technophobia or because they enjoy being contrary. See also. "fauxmigo".

Sharmaine refuses to even create a Facebook page. She's too busy with her REAL friends and militantly proud of being anti-fauxcial. Don't even try to ask her to be your farm buddy.