Akon moment

An Akon moment is a moment of sudden loneliness, usually refered to when abandoned by friends at a bar or similar. It is inspired by the rapper Akon's song "Lonely".

I had the worst Akon moment at the bar yesterday. I went to the toilet, and when I came back all my friends had left!

qwiki

Verb. A qwiki is a short, brief jaunt through Wikipedia to discover some trivial information.

I was taking a qwiki yesterday, and found some more nude pictures on Wikipedia.