DeodoCant

When you can’t apply deodorant without getting it all over your shirt.

Ryan realized he was DeodoCant when he said, “ I just gotta turn my shirt more inside out so it goes on the inside more, maybe ”

DeodorCant

When you apply deodorant to your shirt and can’t figure out how to put deodorant on your pits.

Ryan realized he’s deodorCant when he looked at the deodorant all over his shirt and stated, “I just gotta turn my shirt more inside out so it goes on the inside more maybe”. Ryan is looking for google DeodorCant Support Groups.

my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!