zExportA

1.If you don't already-- follow him on instagram at zExportA!!
2. A canadian funnabe who brags about his sexual prowess when in fact has a libido equivalent to that of a dying lama.
What is the only difference between how long zExportA lasts in bed and a professional bull rider: 8 SECONDS!!
3. Believes the Calgary Stampede is renown outside of canada.
4. Takes penis in the back of chuckwagons.
5. Has been driving high since the day he got his license.

"This guy thinks he's the man but in reality he's just zExportA."

Cuh

The last word Nick ever said to Dragon before Dragon burned his contact info.

"Ey cuh-- Imma miss you like-- real talk deadass frfr, you my ninja ya hearrrrd."