Fripsy

A person who is not necessarily an alcoholic, due to the fact they don't get drunk, however they tend to frequently get tipsy.

Michael's friends all told him drinking was cool but everytime he tried to get drunk he threw up. He realized to engage socially with alcoholics while remaining vomit free he had to become a fripsy.

Snart

The harmonizing of a snore and a fart, producing a deep vibration in the space time continuum.

While on the phone one night, Jessica dozed and in a stroke of luck manage to snart right into the phone, almost causing a rip in the fabric of time.