Zookeeper

(noun)- A boyfriend/husband that is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife, because compared to him, she looks like a zoo animal

Ned: Don't you think Bob could find a way prettier girlfriend than the one he's with?

Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper

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Broderick

(verb)- When a man is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife

Ned: Man, Bob's girlfriend is really ugly, it's too bad

Ted: Yeah, he really Brodericks her

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