could not be me

On god you will NEVER catch me in that situation my g

Friend 1: "Damn my nigga reese got caught lackin"
Friend 2: *pats the 9 in his pants* Could not be me fam"

gang city

A city that has many likeable qualities, but is mostly defined by gangs

Dude 1: Have you guys been to Navy Pier in Chicago?

Dude 2: Chicago? Ohhh, you mean Gang City