Crum Dick

Someone who is always eating in bed and that gets crums in their dick

YOU BEST STOP EATING IN BED BEFORE YOU GET CRUM DICK AND A MOUSE BITES YOUR DICK OFF!!!

Andres

A Hispanic name. Usually some one you can trust, but never want to piss off due to how fucked up they could be.

Fight Andres! Fuck that! He would slit my throat

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