Simp

(noun) A pathetic beta male that gives money to thots, and who's most likely subscribed to their subreddit or Twitter feed where he defends her honor in order to get validated by his peers and hopefully get some pussy crumbs.

"Look at that fucking simp, Marcus. He actually thinks that girl likes him. What a fucking loser."

Biden sniff

A long and calculated sniff, usually of young girls. It's named after Joe Biden who's documented to have sniffed several young girls and women while in the presence of cameras.

Man, I didn't like how Dan took a few Biden sniffs off that girl. It was gross.

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