Calculated

When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.

Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!

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Acts intentionally to achieve something

Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).

because they want others to see what they’re doing

Calculated

'Calculated' is a term used in Rocket League which means that something occurred with proper timing.

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Me: Calculated

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Proven wrong; Served; Treated.

Bob: Dude, you're a math major. 105 - 80 is 25 not 15.

Bill: You just got calculated.

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Calculator

My brain, my every ounce of being human

Guy 1: Have you seen my brain?

Guy 2: what? you lost your brain?

Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front.

Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator

Guy 1: I DON'T CARE JUST FIND IT

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Calculator

Straight up Jonathan Cooper

You really got a 36 on your ACT? You're such a fucking calculator

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Calculator

Malware dev's most admired system program to test whether their remote access trojan works

*plays multiplayer game* zOmG!! teh calculator have just opened by itself!11

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