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Bethesdaâs 5th Elder Scrollâs game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you donât have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesnât burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while
Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because youâre too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if youâre a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee
Iâve been playing Skyrim for AGES and I havenât seen the sun since
What say you in your defense?
Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?
Shit that only teens and sometimes their parents will understand
Teenager: TBH, you suck
Yo mama: Hol up, is my 13yo already using teen slang?
8👍 2👎
A: round, red or green and tasty fruit that are a doctorâs worst nightmare
B: American company devoted to selling overpriced phones, laptops, not-PCs, earbuds but not overpriced tablets.
A: Apples = Death of doctors
B: Look at my iPhone 420 pro plus ultra max 5G 1TB 69GB RAM phone made by apple!!!!!!! - Every bastard or nerd (ð¤ð¤ð¤ð¤) ever
Everybody thinks itâs an anime! (Itâs not, although a Vocaloid anime would be cool).
Ok, but itâs a stupidly expensive voice synthesizer. Yamaha was high AF on crack and priced it WAY TOO HIGH
Dumb people: Is Vocaloid an anime?
Smart people: No Patrick, Vocaloid is not an anime
Vegans, but karens. These bastards like to force others to go vegan (which can actually be considered harassment)
Person 1: I love meat!!
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen
Coming back this year!
this new MW2 is gonna be FUCKING AWESOME!