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MUN Points

MUN points are accrued by hooking up with other people at an MUN conference. Different point values are earned depending on the committee and the position of the person.

Delegate: 1 point
North America Delegate: 2 points
Any third world country: 4 points
A head delegate: Add 3 points
Chair-person: 7
Secretary-General: 15
Adult Volunteer: 10

Any country that has beaten France in a war: Add 2 points

Canoodling Comrade Bonus: add 3 if the person's country was a part of the Soviet Union at a time
Allies with Benefits: add 2 if your countries are in a trade alliance
Peace through Diplomacy Bonus: add 4 points if your countries have fought

Peacemaking = Lovemaking Bonus: multiply by 2 if you hook up while both your committees are in session
Kim Jong-Undress: square your points if the person represents North Korea

Hotline Bling Abroad: add the leftmost digit of your hotel room number to your points if you arrange a hookup over the hotel phone

MUN Delegate 1: "Hey Saumya, I heard you hooked up with Sheena yesterday!"

MUN Delegate 2: "Of course man, she represents Russia too so I get that Canoodling Comrade Bonus."

MUN Delegate 1: "And you represent the United States so you also get the Peace through Diplomacy Bonus!"

MUN Delegate 2: "Most definitely man. I got 8 MUN points from that hookup."

by TheWanderingJew October 30, 2015


Jas

(Yash)
A polish way to say John, but also much more than that.

Jas is a spiritual entity, a way of life, and a filler word that can be used in place of anything.

Another way to say intoxicated.

"Whats up Jas?"

"Can you pass the Jas, please?" "Wow he's acting so Jas today"

"Man I got so Jased last night it was crazy!"

by TheWanderingJew April 10, 2014

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